Write about a few of your favorite family traditions.
So, as you can imagine, tradition isn’t a big part of my life. Let me be clear though, if i were a believer in a magic man or what not, i’d thank ‘god’ for that small mercy!
Can’t eat dinner unless… can’t wipe without a certain toilet paper, must do that together, most certainly have to do this as a family unit?? All seems a bit strange to me.
I will however, try to weave some fun new traditions into some of my fictional characters though. Most are pretty dysfunctional and perverted lunatics, but i’ll try.
Maybe Dookie could have to have a certain cheese burger after a kill, maybe Lil Riri could have to wear a certain bikini top after masturbation, maybe Hippy Jesus will knock a new nail hole into his palm after he is mean to someone??
Not sure yet, its early in my creative process, but since i’m thinking of this new idea, i shall have to spin around three times, touch my nose and scream ‘ooh yeah baby’ twice. Lol.
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