Describe your most ideal day from beginning to end
Not sure about my day, but this is Dookie’s perfect day:
Eyes open:
4x Bacon, 3x eggs, 3x sausage, mug of coffee or 2.
Take out a few ass demons (hand to hand combat).
Wash the blood splatter off himself.
stop for a donut and coffee.
Lunch:
Cheese burger (swap the bread out for two extra burger patties of course). Glass of coke or 2.
Use a few MG (money grabbers – greenback militia) Greenbacks as punching bags, then as target practice to finish the job.
Stop for a well deserved coffee.
Dinner:
Sirlion Steak starter, followed by a rib eye, slice of belly pork, 2 x sausages with a hit of chilli. glass of coke followed up by a coffee.
I guess he would want to squeeze a few hours in his gym; squat day for sure.
Slide into to bed, big fart to warm the covers and off to sleepy-sleep he goes.
Sounds good yeah? If you want, you can experience many days like this and much much more fun, crude and violent in any and all of the Dookie brand novels. We ship world wide!!!
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