The most important invention in your lifetime is…
The most significant creation, for me, has been Dookie. Of course, he has currently featured in 3 novels and a comic. Of which Dookie A colourful life remains at no2 on best seller list, as does the comic, Dookie vs the goat demon.
I am currently awaiting a release date from my publishers for Dookie 4 and the comic issue no2. Both should be spring.
But in the mean time, here is a chance to get to know the man, the beast, the Sheriff. DOOKIE:
Dookie bio: with unreleased update from book 5 i’m working on now!!
This nitro powered freak is a bad ass! A bit of a moron, but a fuckin bad ass all the same. Raised in Dragon Valley, He travelled west to fulfill his destiny of becoming the biggest bad ass in the world. He figured; this would begin with putting himself through the toughest basic training of any military in the civilized world. After spending years as a wanted Mercenary, he led the world’s Army of Light against the Forces of Darkness and now resides over a new world-wide police force as the Global Sheriff.
Height: 5’9″
Weight: 24stones 5lbs / 341lbs
Identify: fuck u n ur flags and your kinky sex issues
Identifies: as a large bad ass
Carnivore – dedicated
Favourite foods: Cheese burger, Coffee
Penis name: better speak to the Mrs!
Fight skills: Shotokan karate, marine warrior combat training; hand to hand, kabar, throwing knives, m16, m16m3, AT4 shoulder rocket launcher. Ak47, squad automatic machine gun, tri pod mounted 50cal machine gun. 9mm Glock hand gun. Glitterball grenades, flashlight.
Weapons carried: Kabar, glitterball grenades, flash light, 9mm Glock, m16m3, Gut.
Ass Demons killed: 12,920 +
Ass licker kills: 98,400+
Dookie’s new intel:
He’s been through a lot recently; Forming new bonds with his long-lost child, World war 3, Made the new Global Sheriff, Battles in the Scorched Earth and of course hit trip to heaven to battle a God. The old codger is still as nimble as he’s never been, still loves a cheese burger and a nice mug of coffee no matter what the hell he’s got going on.
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