Write about your dream home.
Sunk back, just out of site and past a gaggle of trees for protection on all but one side. Obviously, he and Shaz would want to have direct access to the large private beach. The view would make the risk of attack worth it.
One bedroom, they’re used to sharing, but don’t want visitors staying over! The room would need to be ensuite, with a shower steam room and double industial strength toilets and pipe work.
Other important features would be the pool and hot tub out back, just offset from the 3,000 sq foot strongman equiped gym. Between those two important features would need to be a built in bbq and pizza oven.
Armoury set back around the side of the gym across from the elevated gun turret. Shaz would want a private ‘interogation chamber’, burried under the garden. The whole place would be protected by the Fatboys, Lulu and even the recovering alcoholic, Hippy Jesus.
I reckon i’ll make this a reality when i fit Dookie out in his new palace. I’m sure i can squeeze it into the new 5th Dookie feature: UNCIVIL WAR or what i hope will be its accompanying comic line.
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