If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be, and why?
Straight up…
No messing around…
Sheriff Dookie all damn day! Hell ya!!
5 steaks in, 3 coffee’s down and i’d start unloading a magazine into a few Ass Demons, just to get the juices flowing.
After breakfast i’d have the Fatboys round up some of those clasic Dookie enemy types, like the crack sniffing, office dwelling, Ass Lickers, and pound a few dozen into the ground.
2 double bacon cheese burgers and loaded fries for lunch and an ice cold coke. Then back out on the job; fighting the good fight for the honest hard working folk of Dragon Valley.
A few hours in his Strongman gym and it would dinner time eh. Oh the glory of a rack of ribs, 20oz steak and what ever other farm yard beasts i could wrestle on to my plate.
Headbutt the waiter, then home to the Mrs.
Sounds like a freakin’ awesome day in Dookie’s shoes.
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