What is one question you hate to be asked? Explain.

I hate to be asked ‘was that you?’

As you all know, if you’re asking that, you really already know the answer.

I get it all the time. You know, some snotty prim n’ proper type will look down their nose at me and ask

“ooh was that you?”

And i can’t help it, i have to point out the obvious.

“Course it was me! I’m the guy that shouted – AIR BISCUIT!!”

And as if that wasn’t annoying enough, i’ve usually got another guff in the chamber ready to warm my cheeks. And i’ll have to go through it all again in a minute too! I hate restaurants!!