You’re going on a cross-country trip. Airplane, train, bus, car, or bike?
Well damn, not again!!??
Look, after that first & last night time jump from that airplane back in the Corps, i just don’t like the idea of flyin’ around. Not to mention you gotta worry bout some prick cruisin’ it into mountain or blowin it up or some sh#t!
Train? F*^k no! Those things derail way too much since WW3.
Buses and cars like to smash into each other don’t they? And lets not get into bikes!! I aint an organ donor bro!
No no, closest you get this Sheriff to any of that is a container ship with a reliable captain yeah. I mean, you gotta make sure he aint one of Poostinks guys from Ruskyland (don’t wanna be in any suspicious crashes init), but other than that, i’m happy boatin’ it!!
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