What’s a secret skill or ability you have or wish you had?
Everyone knows i can fart, right. A few claim to have seen me be thrust across a room from the power of the wind, but…
Yeah, i really wish i had the skill to control & perfect the time and intensity of my gas. Just image, with the right combination of burgers, hotdogs and soda bubble flatches, i may be able to fly!!
I mean, my arse is awesome as is, don’t get me wrong, but if i could fart to fly i’d be one happy dude.
Maybe i should get one of those wing suits, strap on one of D.C.’s adult diapers (for the inevitable follow through) and give it a go one day?
—Sheriff Dookie.
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