If you could have something named after you, what would it be?

The pinacle of any fame or fortune must be the adulation of others, for some reason.

I guess, after years of struggle and then ‘making it’ big time, in what ever field you are in, the money and power goes to your head. The thought of a library, a hospital wing, a university or even a great battle ship would help the memory of you live on.

So, i reckon it only fitting that, if i ever ‘make it big time’ through my Dookie novels (as i avn’t got f**k all else going on) and if i ever get big headed enough to want something named after me that is.

It should be….

THE VISITOR TOILET AT no.10 DOWNING STREET

I can see the sign above the door now:

The Dookie Dookie centre

Lol.

Imagine the destruction the users of that loo would create!!

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