Which aspects do you think makes a person unique?
To be honest, this is one of those questions that annoys me. Every living thing is of course unique.
Only those desperate for attention bang on about their uniqueness. Its these poor soles that fed the thoughts of the corrupt soleless corporations that really created this awful environment we see ourselves living through today.
However….
Without these faceless sole suckers corrupting the weak minded, we probably wouldn’t have Dookie!
A large part of team Dookie are the freaky Snowflakes and Hipsters. Not to mention the old guy Baron, of course. If you don’t know, he’s a Fatboy (one of Dookie’s oldest pals from the Corps). He has, at an undisclosed middle age, embraced the ‘look at me, i’m different’ culture too. To date, he has been a transgender Nun, married and divorced to an estranged Hippy Jesus and just had a boob job. He still likes to shoot people and gobble meaty meals, so its all good for Dookie and guys.
Unique.. bah! Why not focus on what makes us all the same? Focus on our unity, our humanity, the fact that we are all part of the animal kingdom and not seperate from the rest of the living world. Focus on these things and maybe the world would be a little more peaceful eh.


