How would you improve your community?
Well i should start by directing you to my basic world views in my Dookie series of novels, just in case you haven’t read them yet.
D O O K I E B O O K S . C O M
However, for now let me start with the proper stuff; get rid of the seemingly endless lines of back bench politicians and over paid civil servant desk jockies, not at their desks! Use the saved billions on fixing the roads and policing our local streets to sort out the junkies and gangs of losers filling the night air.
Also, here in the U.K. we have a very serious problem with ‘white van men drivers’. These ar$eholes ruin driving around our local streets and city centres everyday. They drop off the scurge of amazon parcels that add to the ruination of our high street shops as well as vastly over charge home owners for fixing leaky taps or squeeky floor boards. These bast@^ds must be stopped! Therefore, i would introduce a state sponsored and heavily armed militia to govern the driving & use of certain vehicles (white vans, pickup trucks, buses and taxis)!
On a more serious note, i would ban spiders. Nobody likes the eight legged little pr*cks anyways!!
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