What makes you nervous?
I guess most people would say things like flying, being on the edge of a cliff or asking your boss why they are such a pr^@k in the morning meeting and other such trivial nonsense.
However, things like that come naturally to me. My nerves are, for the most part, like rods of iron. Until of course i feel the warm one arriving!
Its at these most intensely personal and anxious moments that my nerves give in to the fear of the approaching jet of hot, moisture filled air.
The warm one! The fart all of us dread.
“Oooh no…. did i just sh@t myself???”
These unruly gits of the bowls never come whilst sitting in the comfort of your own home! Oh no, they make their way when your in that important meeting, on the train or even swimming at the local pool.
They strike, they steam, they stink! They are the reason your washing machine has a hot wash!
Its farts like these that lead me to believe that there can be no god. For what kind of a monster would allow this steamy discomfort to plague humanity.
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