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List your top 5 favorite fruits.

Well, like Sheriff Dookie, i’m a carnivore so don’t consume this type of stuff.

I’ve racked my brain and even let the crack commandos av a stab at this one though ok.

Here goes:

1. Fruitcake – cuz i’m no animal. Slap some butter on a slice and maybe a peace of cheese and call it a fruit salad if you like.

2. Bara brith – Welsh fruit cake. Served as above, but with a Welsh accent please.

3. beefsteak tomatoes, – just cuz of the name, but eewww i aint eatin’ any of em’!!

4. Pineapples – not for eating though. Just as a throwing weapon! Out of grenades? Use a pineapple! It’ll hurt like f^*k!!!

5. Blueberry muffin – a great way to consume one of your 5 a day eh! Just add butter n sugar… mmmmm.

I feel dirty!!

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