What jobs have you had?
What jobs?
1. Marine
2. Mercinary
3. Global Sheriff
Ooh no, no, maybe that wasn’t me?? But i’m damn sure its the resume of my anti-hero Dookie!!!!
He may have started off life like i did, as a Marine, but as his lifes path went dark, he reached out and grabbed the sun (and a big ass gun!!).
I may, in reality, have taken an ever so slighty different approach. Lol.
I do my basic day to day soul sucking employee part, but most importantly, i create the anti-hero that you need! The beast of Dragon Valley and all his crazy Celestials, Fatboys, Snowflakes & Hipster buddies are there to support and entertain you through the hard times.
Just think, all those times you’re stuck in work, hiding in the toilet from your boss, you could be flicking through the pages of a Dookie book too. You know, laughing and giggling a slow moving burger turd out yer balloon knot, whilst reading about Dookie shoving a flaming wooden torch up someone CEO’s butthole! (In efforts to save them of course!!!)
Viva the under dogs!!!
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