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If humans had taglines, what would yours be?

Taglines, is this what we are down too now eh. The sort of bullsh!t that our corrupt multinational corporations use to seem decent, high moral spouting and conscious to us plebs eh?

I’ll use the demonic amazon as an example:

“Work Hard. Have Fun. Make History.“.

Supposedly this slogan reflects Amazon’s culture of striving for excellence, fostering a fun and enjoyable workplace, and achieving significant innovations.

Rather than the profit stealing, souless entity that strives to get rid of humans from its workforce and fund china’s economy.

So an honest answer to this question for me would be:

Bit of a moron, but tries to be a good human.

However, Dookie’ tagline:

extreme, irrational, neoliberal economics –  A satire worthy of Swift and Jarry.