What’s the oldest thing you own that you still use daily?
Well sh!t, i can’t say that!! Lol.
However, possessions have never been a high priority for me in all honesty. About 20-25 years or so ago, i had a few run-ins with some money grabbing and power hoarding c^*ts that changed things like that for me.
Since then, i appreciate the small things in life.
I guess the oldest thing i own, is actually a pair of Oakley Monster Dog sunglasses. They’re as awesome today as they were some 16 years ago when i got them.
The best and oldest thing i own though, is my mind! It fills my crazy head with an unstopable force of righteousness and ‘nu-mental’, surreal stories. I use these stories to entertain the world, whilst teaching them the valuable lessons of such things as morals and personal growth. All of course with a kick in the head and the realisation of how a large machine gun can help you acheive your goals!!! Hahah.
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