What countries do you want to visit?
Well, we all know where this sh!t is heading, but lets take a drive down the road anyways yeah!
As i have stated here before, i’m no stranger to travel or even moving countries to live, but once you’ve seen it…
To my mind, its all a waste of time and money now, to go somewhere for a week or to. You know how the ritual of vacations go:
- Get treated like a criminal at the airport, as some guard shoves his arm up your prison wallet to make sure there’s nothing more explosive than a fart up there.
- Get finacially f^^ked in the @rse by the airport shop for a book or a coffee, thats just about trebble the high street price.
- Get cramped into a childs size seat with a few hundred buttheads that will all fart into the recycled air you’re breathing for the duration of the flight.
- Get checked into the vastly over priced sh!t hole hotel that pays their staff less per year than you make per hour.
- Sleep in an uncomfotable bed that a million others have sweated into.
- Get sun burn.
- Repeat airport abuse.
- Repeat flight abuse.
- Thank god you made it home.
- Cuddle into your own bed for a decent night sleep.
- Hate the f^kin’ world cuz you start work in an hour.
Ooh no! I don’t do that no more!
I like my house, my bed, my home gym, my food.
However, whilst at home, i do like to visit Dragon Valley. A lovely place, full of lunatics, violence, calitalism, croocked politicians, kinky clergy and a beast of a sheriff!!! DOOKIE!
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