How do you waste the most time every day?
As a man, i have spent years wasting time. In fact i believe its natures way of helping to seperate the sexes. Men just like to chill out!
Like a Lion relaxing on the great plains of Africa, i spend many a moment horizontal. The Mrs nagging me to do this and that, but like that meat eating giant cat, i force myself to close off the world and ponder the bigger issues.
Issues like, how will i get Dookie to consume more burgers in his next adventure, who will have their anal passage invaded, do i have room to eat 2 steaks today instead of 1??
I know, i know, this doesn’t seem like a waste of time, but other than watching t.v. and hiding in the sh!tter i don’t know what else to say… i don’t waste time, i’m way to important for that!!!
In other news, since the big bombs began to be dropped today by Trump, why not see how Tumpytump does in Dookie 2: World War 3!!!
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