If you were forced to wear one outfit over and over again, what would it be?
If? If i were forced?? What is this, a trick question?? I am forced to wear the same thing, day in day out!
I bet your thinking ‘skin’, but oh no, this sh!t is deeper than that. For i am forced to wear a smile, a pleasant tude and most difficult of all, i am forced to outfit myself with the willpower to lie about giving a flying f^ck about some customers silly little needs or my bosses little power plays.
But hey, if i really did had a choice to wear just one outfit all the time, i reckon it would be my black UA joggers and my DOOKIEBOOKS.COM NFL shirt. Nice and comfy. Just need to add a baseball cap that says ‘F^^K OFF’ on it so i dont have to keep saying it to people and i’m sorted.
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