Have you ever had surgery? What for?

Yes, for sure! It’s a little personal, but i’ll share.

I once travelled to the jungles of distant shores to meet with a tribes local witch doctor. I know its not the safest thing to do but…

I needed an amputation of sorts. Unfortunately though, even after being smacked around with a leafy stick, drowned in a river for 9 minutes and p!ssed on by a friendly, but wild boar, the operation failed!

These days i have embraced my additions like a third limb. Rather than shunning them and hiding away in shame, i flaunt them for all to see!!

Today, i allow the commandos in my head free rain to scribble their dribble and assist me in creating the ever growing world of Dragon Valley. Full of perversity, anger, violence and anal issues galore, our fictional world of Dragon Valley and its anti-hero ‘Dookie’ are there to entertain, not just the criminally insane, but freaks like you!

So get some Dookie in yer life!!!

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