What’s your definition of romantic?
Well, lets start with what google thinks eh:
romance
/rə(ʊ)ˈmans,ˈrəʊmans/
noun
1.
a feeling of excitement and mystery associated with love.
“I had a thirst for romance”
2.
a quality or feeling of mystery, excitement, and remoteness from everyday life.
“the romance of the sea”
Blah, blah f^ckin’ blah.
You know though, everytime i go into a new burger joint and order what i hope will be a massive, juicy and tasty cheese burger, i get a feeling of excitement! And oooh yeah, the mystery… my heart pounds as i await the beasts arrival to my table. Mmmmmmmm love!!!!!!
Finally, it arrives.
As i bite through its crisp breaded borders and into its fleshy goodness, i know its true… true love.
And thats a romantic meal for one guys. But if you want it dirty, add bacon to make it a threesome.
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