What strategies do you use to increase comfort in your daily life?
As you all must’ve worked out by now, i’m a simple geeza. So i’ll share my most simple, yet comfy secrets.
1. I prefer 3 ply toilet paper. I find it holds the wipe better, be it a wet one or a pasty big burger turd, your finger wont slip through!!
2. I brush my teeth in the shower. F^ck water conservation, its always freakin raining here!
3. I eat meat. Mmmmm nothing more comfy than chewing down a big ol lump of flesh.
4. I sit back and read a Dookie novel.
Unfortunately though, its all a waste of time and effort to get too comfy here in the U.K.. The morons that run this sinking sink are taxing our lives to no end so they can give to junkies, illegals and other such lay abouts! The rest of us workers will work til we drop for the pennies we take home.
Its ok though, we should all be proud that our pension monies, etc. are being spent on worthy causes like: over paid nhs staff, train drivers, politicians, civil servants, free meals for school kids (cuz parents can’t afford to by food any more due to the price of holidays, iphones and netflix).
Comfort stategies? Lets get through today without a sh!tty finger and we’ll wing it from there eh!!!!!
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