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List 10 things you know to be absolutely certain.

  1. Dookie is f^cking awesome
  2. The Dookie novels are full of humour.
  3. The 1st Dookie comic is just the start of the new comic line.
  4. The powers that rule over us will always win as long as we stay subservient.
  5. We lose more freedoms everyday.
  6. Snowflakes, gen z and hipsters are overly reliant on social media for information.
  7. As long as there are boders we will never not be at war.
  8. As long as there is religion we will always have war.
  9. Steak is awesome.
  10. I like to fart.
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