Which activities make you lose track of time?
You know, nothing makes a day as Sheriff go by faster than a good ol’ ass whoppin’!!
What can i say, i may ease into the day, like any other. A big anal slider, cup of joe, knock first breakfast back and off to work i go. But on those really great days, just after second breakfast and if i’m lucky, i’ll hear that call over the radio.
“WE NEED BACK UP! WE GOT AN ASS DEMON WITH MULTIPLE ASS LICKERS GIVING RESISTANCE!!”
And from that point my day goes from zero to hero!!
I mean, whats not to love? In minutes i’ll be knee deep in blood and shit and pulling some crusty Ass Demon from a weak willed corporate hacks butt ring. Then i’ll get to get my gun fun on with those sh!t licking, suit wearing, self loving, money hoarding, back stabbing, stains on society, the Ass Lickers that the Demon had as ‘back up’.
Don’t get me wrong, if any survive, we’ll take em’ in and process them, but i’d have lunch first!!
Lol, who am i kidding, survivers!!!!
F^ck, what great times. Shower off, clean the guns, hammers and knives, reload the magazines and it’ll be steak and eggs time by then.
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