Dogs or cats?

Well this is an open question of sorts aint it?

Depends what the context is really. I mean, if we talking burritos or curry, i reckon dog would be better. However, if we’re opting for traffic calming measures like speed bumps, cats already have that sh!t in the bag right?

As for pets, cats are narcisistic beggars that will cut you as quick as purr at ya if you don’t serve them the correct meal. Little sh!t licking furry tossers if you ask me.

Dogs… may very well be dull and fun, but they’ll also sh!t on yer couch and just watch you pick it up in a little baggy. Then they’ll go back to licking their ar$e hole in the middle of the room. Furry sh!t machines!!

So, in fact, mixed kebab for me then!!!

No goats were harmed making this comic!

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