What traditions have you not kept that your parents had?
“Damn it, i must’ve been raised by wolves“
Says Dookie, as he slides another double bacon cheese burger into his soup cooler.
He goes on to reminisce about his younger years. Times around the BBQ or a local hanging at a kids birthday party, etc.
“Well, i guess we still got most of those good old fun things on the list, but as a family, we don’t do Christmas no more!!
He chuckles out.
Then goes on to explain how it would feel wierd to do all those Christmas things when he’s sitting there with everyone.
“I mean, c’mon, its all a load of f^cking crap anyways right? Lets not forget, we went up and beat the shit out of ‘God’!! And Jesus, well he’s a buddy, but he’s a f^cking nutter and we all knows it.”
The fat man shouts out, as he slaps his giant forearm into the table, laughing sarcastically at the stupid question.
“Fuckin’ traditions!!! I aint got time for this sh!t you p!ss stain. I got Ass Lickers to kill damn it… Thats my tradition!!”
And with that, our somewhat enigmatic freak of a hero, pulls himself to his feet, shakes the burger crumbs from his tshirt, adjusts his nuts with a little shake of his right leg, turns, farts a massive bum belch from between his clapping cheeks, and walks away.
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