How would you describe yourself to someone who can’t see you?
To start… think awesome. Then, awesome, just a little out of shape, but a gym rat all the same. Got it? now toss a f^cking great big gun into the mix, a cowboy hat maybe, a scull tat on my upper left arm and a nice pair of smelly boots.
Still can’t see me eh?? Ok, can you smell me? Cologne?… no! That’ll be the a nice double cheese burger and gold blend coffee sliding up your sniffer. Wait, wait… ohh… ooooooooo. Thats nice… don’t worry, it was silent, but you’ll get my true scent in a second!!
If this doesn’t draw you a good enough picture of me, you could stop being so tight and buy the books this maniac keeps pumping out about me!!
Thats me! I’m the sexy one in pink!
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