Write about a random act of kindness you’ve done for someone.

I tell you what, i’m just a nice f^cka!!

I remember, during the desert campaign, after WW3, i showed my nice and understanding side.

The holy ghost was on one. I know he just wanted to show his true self to the world. After all, he has spent thousands of years couped up, hiding inside the Hippy Jesus.

I always say, in a battle you just kill the enemy, don’t toy, just slice n’ dice. But i tell you, when i saw him possess that first Ass Licker and force him toward his crued linchin’ post. I thought, hey let him be who he is.

And so, i watched that murky, sick, twisted freak force that big pharma rep to slide the rope over his head, pull it tight and step off the small block.

As i watched his prey swing and twitch, i thought to myself, hey well done pal! Be who you are.

Dooks.