Scour the news for an entirely uninteresting story. Consider how it connects to your life. Write about that.

Holy sh!t stains folks… a crooked civil servant type has dodged answering a question, yet yabber jabbered on for 10 minutes about an entirely different subject!!! 

Oh.. oh right, that happened today in your country too did it? 

How uninteresting these over paid, self righteous, celebrity life chasing, t○ssers have become eh.

Thats why my Dookie beast takes em’ on, Dragon Valley style!!! Crooked politicians, damn dirty CEO’S and their filthy ar$e lickers that empower them too. Knuckle dusters and grenades at the ready folks… Dookie’s in town!!!!