What’s the most money you’ve ever spent on a meal? Was it worth it?
You know, the best meals are never expensive. I’ve eaten at fancy gaffs in beverly hills, vegas, dhaka, london, etc., but they’re all sh!tty little nibble meals. I want a f^ckin’ eat damn it!!!
Some of the best quality food i’ve ever munched on has been from little family run cafes and restaurants. These smaller places take real pride in serving real quality food, good portions and excellent service.
So the expensive places can shove their Michelin star fancy pants crap up their empty buttholes! I’ll take a local fry up any day.
I wanna feel full when i leave a restaurant! Bloated out gut, meat sweats, the panic of bending to get my socks off as i slope into bed to sleep it off are all part of the ‘dining out experience’ for me. Plus, its always nicer to dump one out when yer still full the next morning. Its so satisfying, while your sitting there to think back to that massive, lovely meal, as it slides out your stretched baloon knot.
This is why Dookie and the guys in my novels and comics chow down at small eateries and roach coaches. Hell, the Sheriff dept under Dookie’s control, even has a roach coach he takes on missions!!!
I even have a small Dookie comic based in a little cafe that should be out soon!!
So, support your small, local munching places guys.
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