Describe your life in an alternate universe.
Enter my freaky little wheel house eh!
In this new universe i’m a gun slingin’ freak that hasn’t got any f^cks left to give! I’m on a mission to route out the corrupt leaderships that control such things as the trickle down of wealth and the sh!t stains that protect and serve those corrupt scum bags from within the governents.
Inbetween finding and smashing the sh!t outta these moraless a$$-hats, i love to stop in at local burger joints and coffee shops to slurp my fill of the local offerings. Supporting the local economy as my killing spree continues.
Once fed, i head back to my task! Even sifting through the ranks of corporations to find the seat sniffers, the brown nosers……. and the worst of the lot, the ‘Ass Lickers’!!!! These dispicable ba$tards get no quarter. They are slaughtered without trial or thought. For these ‘Lickers’ are the ruination of the hard working ‘average joe’. With every lick of the bosses dirty ring, they slide the knife into back of joe and his kin. This practice must be stopped!!!
And lets not forget, its not just the known and accepted corporations that need a kicking, the churches do too!! They fill this universe with lies and riddles and turn neighbours upon one another for the sake of storied magical beings. Even now, so soon after my brazen attack on heaven to set it free, there are lost souls that are being robbed of their cash by the remnants of a lost deity. I shall find these cloaked and bejeweled to$$ers and fill them with love from the muzzle of my rifle.
My name is DOOKIE
I exist in Dragon Valley.
I am the law, for i am the global Sheriff! Now f^ck off, i need a dump.
He may live in Dragon Valley, but he was created in this Great British realm
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