Create an emergency preparedness plan.
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh! What do ya mean there’s no f^ckin steak!!!!!!!
Don’t worry folks, don’t panic, its just a test!!
However, now we’ve experienced our real life emergency and realise the stress and panic it could cause, lets plan out how to stop that bad boy from taking us down.
Here’s a Dookie rediness plan, by the numbers for you:
- Buy more steak
- Freeze a supply of extra steak
- Keep a back up ‘steak fridge’ in a secret location
- Keep a back up ‘steak freezer’ in a seperate, but equally secret location
- Create a ‘steak bunker’ with a kitchen and another supply (at least 3 months) of both cooled and frozen steaks. Keep this location secret too.
- When ordering any food at a restuarant, order an extra steak to take home with you, just in case.
- Don’t ever share your steak.
If you follow this guide you will be sure to always have a steak on hand no matter whats happening. You’ll be broke as f^ck, but full of meaty goodness.
Dookie loves steak!
Mmmmmmm steak!!!
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