Interview someone — a friend, another blogger, your mother, the mailman — and write a post based on their responses.
Interview with DOOKIE – 32nd March
DRAGON VALLEY NEWS DESk
With Anchor Man Willie Buttram
WB: Thanks for coming along today Dookie. We all know you’ve been busy saving the world, again, but what’s next for you?
D: Well…. I guess i’m gonna get some burgers in me, sleep, err…. probably loaf out a huge burger turd, then off to the gym to get my lift on yer know.
WB: Oh, oh, er thanks for that, but i actually meant whats the next adventure going to be?
D: Well if i knew what it was gonna be bud, it wouldnt be an adventure would it?
(Dookie lifts a cheek amd squeeks one out)
WB: Oh jesus! Oo.. oh my lord that reeks! Wow. Errr…. O.k. guys we gona go to a quick break.
(Underlings of Dragon Valley News room come in and spray lots of air fresher)
WB: O.K. guys, welcome back! Right Dookie, we have a caller on the line that’s aksing for your help. Is that O.K.
D: Yeah dude.
WB: O.K. great, Caller can you hear us?
Caller: Yeah! Hi Dookie! Thanks so much for talking to me.
D: That’s ok bud, what can I do for you?
Caller: Well you see, I have a 10year old son. He’s one of these ‘ISM’ types! He reckons he now identifies as a gold fish! He just flops around on the frontroom floor all the time. I don’t know what I should do for the best man. My wife says we should be supportive of him. What do you think Dookie?
D: Well dude, I think your wife is right! Support and understanding is what’s needed now…. Do you live near a pond, a lake or a river?
Caller: Yeah dude, we got a nature reserve down the road with a pond in it.
D: Right, What you should do is, go pick your boy up, nice and careful like. Take him down the pond and roll him in the water. Then turn around and walk away bud.
Caller: Oh right! What…. Just leave him there?
D: Yeah dude for sure. Now remember, fish can’t speak so if you hear anything, like calling out for you etc., Just ignore it! Just get yourself home and have ago with the Mrs. about trying again!
Caller: Nice one Dookie! Thanks for that. I’ll go do it now.
D: Thats O.K. buddy. Better luck next time eh.
WB: O.K. folks lets wrap this one up before anything else crazy happens here today. Dookie, sir, It’s been great chatting with you.
D: That’s alright bud. See you soon everyone….. Phew, I’m glad that’s over, I’ve gotta take a dump real quick like. Where’s the toilet?
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