What brings a tear of joy to your eye?

Honestly, there’s not much these f^ckin’ days!! What with our P.M. Kier ‘the Stomper’ Starmer, stomping all over our finances, jobs, freedom of speech, housing and abilities to see a doctor. Focusing his efforts instead, it seems, on encouraging more illegal immigrants to move here and make Britain less British everyday.

Our little island has entered, what i am calling, ‘the biden years’.

So, as our demonic and power hunger leadership look to the easily coerced children of our land to stay in power, whilst our economy tanks, the rest of my nation hunker down for a rough few years.

However, there is joy to be had! Ooh yes, for during these next years to come, a man, a leader, is growing in the under belly of dissmay and hidden pride in what the people once were. This man will out the unrighteous and fulfil his place in history.

A man of the people, a man of swift justice. Not a myth nor a legend, but a beast of freedom!!!!!

“DOOKIE! DOOKIE! DOOKIE!!”

The crowds cry out as they fill the streets, holding aloft his texts and demand he be brought forth and celebrated.

The bringer of light, truth, justice.

Well…..

Maybe.

Even just a movie deal would be cool though!!!