What does your ideal home look like?
Sheriff Dookie responds;
An ideal home eh? Hmm…
(The fat man ponders for a moment whilst he scratches his nut sack and renches out a squeeky cheek giggle.)
Well, i have a nice home now, for sure. Just down the road from my own strongman gym on the high street, as well as being close enough to 3 steak houses that all let me choose my own cow to slaughter each month. Lifes pretty cool as the global sheriff.
I do av plans though, i wont let you in on em’ now, but the Mrs knows and Xris too. Wherever we end up though, i wanna hot tub damn it. A hot tub, a bigger bbq and one of them there fancy sh!ttaz that washers my butthole!!!
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DOOKIE 5: UNCIVIL WAR
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