How do you relax?

I spend most of my waking life looking for the ultimate chill.

But as an ageing moron, here’s my top 5 ways:

  1. Lift weights
  2. Eat steak
  3. Sit in my sauna
  4. Watch tv with the Mrs
  5. Rip the sh!t outta a$$hat politicians with my dad.

On note no5, i’d like to spread the joyous news that another lying, cheating, 2 faced f^cking politician has been ousted from their position of power in our little islands government. A win for the people of Britain. Just a few more like this and we may beable to see that light of right i write about in my books eh!!