Describe your ideal week.
Hmmm. Should i let the beast of Dragon Valley take this one?
Nooo. He’s busy as f^ck right now! What with the Uncivil war going on in the North. The orange Greenback Tumpytump vs Camarla vs The Sleepyman and Poostinks!!! Its a Hillbilly free-for-all out there. Don’t get me wrong, i’m sure Dookie is loving it, but he aint got time to be messing with this sh!t ya know.
So, my ideal week?
1. Get a call from a production company who offer me obscene amounts of cash to buy the film rights to my current published books.
2. Sign a quick document or two for them.
3. Quit my job.
4. Sit in a hot tub and eat wagu steak for the remaining days of said week.
Then… just maybe, i’ll start work on a new Dookie comic.

DOOKIE 5: UNCIVIL WAR
IS IN EDIT!!!!

