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How often do you walk or run?

I walk to my car

I walk to the toilet

I walk up the stairs to bed

But run?? Who the f^ck do you think i am???

I don’t freakin run! I’m a 275lbs beast of a retired Devil Dog, i do not run. I aint scared of sh!t enough to run from it, and why else would i run damn it!!

Unless there’s a spider!! Then f^ck that, i’m doing a 3 second 100 metre sprint. Lol