What could you do more of?
You know what, i found this a bit hard to geta hold of. I really had to think hard, and lets face it, by now we all know thinking aint my strongest point.
So, after a few long seconds of brain twiddling, i reckon i got it!
You see, since going carnivore, i don’t fart that much anymore. And i love to fart! My grunts had all the best bits of an air biscuit you could desire. Loud as f^ck, longer than an advert for toilet paper yet none of the stench! I used to be so proud of my ar$e. At least once a week i would produce an atomic blast with full anal openage that could burn a hole through a pair of jeans. But now…
I’m lucky if i get a breeze to whisle through my cheeks. Its dissapointing to be honest. So i reckon i could defo fart more! Louder, longer and i’d even be willing to risk the follow through for just one more full anal open beast of a fart!!!
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