What have you been putting off doing? Why?
To be honest i have stopped buying lotto tickets just to ensure i don’t win. I’m not sure how long i can keep it though!
We all have dreams of grandure etc, but i fear if i won something silly like £100,000,000 i could begin to fulfill my dream.
First i would buy some tanks and the like, then a small arsenal, recruit some soldier and then of course head out to a small unsuspecting country to take it over and make it my base of opperations.
For i shall be….
A real life bond villian!!!!
Obviously i’ll aim to take over the world in 12-14 months in a ridiculous manner. I’m not a cat person, so i thought i’d get a pet Cobra that i’ll walk next to me on a leash. It will be a genetically modified homosexual female that identifies as male Koi carp, though.
In fact, now that i’ve told you all this, i’m going to go out and buy a ticket!! Then i’m going to the pet store damn it!!!
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Here’s a short vid from the Dookie 3 launch:
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