What could you try for the first time?
I’m a pretty well rounded, well travelled fella who’s experienced a lot of what the world has to offer.
I’ve eaten some questionable sh!t, i’ve shot some guns, rolled in the dirt and even slipped into a tux or two.
There is one thing i guess i could try though. Problem is i’m already a tw@t and this ‘new to me thing’ could send me over to the dark side!
I could try being a lying, a$$ kissing, f^ck head!!
I’m not sure i want to though. I write books about those types of people. I think they are abhorrent to$$ers that ruin countless lives. In my books i portray these f^ckers with ‘Ass Demons’ that live up their bums that make them do the horrible things we all know they do.
Oooh on second thought, i got it…
I could try not wiping for a few days!!! Yeah f^ck it, i’ll give that a go!
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