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What makes a good neighbor?

I don’t care for neighbours to be honest. I whish i had none! If i could live in the backwoods of nowhere i would, just so i could live without them on my doorstep.

Don’t get me wrong, the ones i have now are pretty clean and tidy, keep to themselves, etc. All except one that is.

This little half baked f^ckface that lives across the road is a right cock. He films himself prancing back n forth out front and skips out to friends cars, both of course whilst giggling as loud as possible and playing music, so’s to draw as much attention as possible.

Then night time arrives… As he, nor any of friends have jobs, they stand in the street at all hours of the night, loud as little sh!t stains can be, giving no thought for the rest us that must get up for work at day break.

I yelled at them all three weeks ago and its been ok since, so fingers crossed eh!

Hopefully he wont last long. Either way, i’ll stay strong and keep out of it. If Dookie was real, i’d call him in for sure!!! Lol.

I’ll keep dreamin’ of that ranch style house in the woods though.

Here’s another video of me reading at my last book launch back in april for Dookie 4. Hope you all enjoy it.