What’s the biggest risk you’d like to take — but haven’t been able to?
Well all of you that are regulars here know that i’d love to take Dookie to the next level, but i ainst got no da damn cash baby!!! So…
I’ve done me some white water rafting, i shot me some guns, i 4×4’d some mountains, hiked some trails, been in a few earth quakes, survived a hurricain, boggie boarded the pacific ocean from ensanada to malibu, paddle boated down the murkyness of the mississippi river and even had lunch with a Donkey that owned a cafe in bangladesh. I haven’t yet tossed myself out of a perfectly good airplane though!
Maybe if someone got me a f^cking great DOOKIE parachute it would give me that kick up the ar$e i need to go do it eh. Mind you, at just shy of 300lbs it’ll have to be a pretty friggin big parachute eh!


