What major historical events do you remember?
Well, one of my first memories feels like forever ago, but i’m sure i seem to remember this scruffy looking fella draggin’ a big bit of wood through the town. Some other dudes were f^cking him up, but he kept going! Seemed a bit unfair to me, but i thought i’d stay out of it ya know. Any how, he finally got his logs up the hill and and then he tossed em down on the floor like a big cross. Then the moron tried to take a nap on em’!! Anyways, those grumpy dudes kept kicking sh!t out of him til one of em grabbed a hammer n’ some nails. To be honest i left at that point cuz i needed a poo, but i’m sure it all got worked out.
More recently, back in 89′ (way back in 1900’s), we were sat around the tv as a family watching a demolition show. Not sure what the prize was, but these yobs were whacking sh!t out of a big brick wall for f^cking hours. I think they probably got some sort of trophey at the end, but i didn’t see how it finished cuz i had a bad belly from some fish in parsely sauce n’ needed a poo.
Oh yeah, my first real memory though was from when i must’ve been real young and living in london. I was supposed to watching some bread cook, but i did a big fart and followed through. Well i panicked! I grabbed a loaf of wholemeal (cuz it was brown) and tried to wipe the turd off the back of my leg, but as i toiled away at the smeary slider, i forgot about the oven. Maaaan the boss was p!ssy with me!! I only left to get some new undies on, but the mean old sod reckons i burnt the whole town down!! He sacked me too! No severence or nothin’. Tw@t!!
Then again…
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