Describe a family member.
What? You trying to get me in trouble?? Lol.
I tell you what, i’ll describe one but i wont say who it is. Wonder if they read this on the QT? Even better, will they realise its them??
So… A bit of a tw@t really.
No, no i’m under selling them. A total tw@t. So self obsessed, the local narcissist group kicked them out for being selfish.
This tw@t was an ispiration for my ‘money grabbers’ characters in the Dookie novels. Cuz they’ll do anything to get 10p outta ya.
C’mon like you all don’t have one of these f^ckheads in your family?
Maybe your lucky and just got that one that shows up late to everything eh!!
Did i mention that they’re a tw@t
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