What will your life be like in three years?

Well, i reckon it could go 3 ways.

1. Same ol’ same ol’ – fine by me.

2. The books take off, film deal done, loaded. – also fine by me.

3. Some religious f^ck face attacks me because of book 4. Obviously i smack the sh!t out of the nutter and i quietly return the same ol’ same ol’ as stated in item 1. Except this time i write a new book which starts a religious war, just cuz the f^ck face annoyed me! Damn magic man folowers!

Since i mention book 4, have you all got your copy yet? Dookie and the gang take on The Hippy Jesus’ father up in heaven! Well, the grumpy old f^ck picked a fight with Dookie and made him think he had a big nob! What else could they do eh??

Featuring the homosexual angel of clowns and his boy toy, Jo!!

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