Do you need time?
Who’s asking? What the f^ck man? Why would i need time? Whats it ever done for me eh?
I’ll calm down now. Promise.
Errrm… whith out it we’re all toast right?????
So stop p!ssin’ around reading this crap and panic damn it!!!
ITS RUNNING OUT.. AHHHHH!!
Now, calm back down, have a cheeky little drink, break open your next Dookie novel and giggle away until its all over.
To get you started, here’s a little pre-xmas treat i’ve prepared, as i ramp up for the local magic man enthusiasts.
Dookiebooks | home | 