How do you manage screen time for yourself?

Screen time! More like scream time!!

I hate these poxy f^cking tiny little screens. Worst invention ever! Except maybe the door. C’mon, you know some brutish cave woman headbutted her p^$$y whipped caveman biarch until he stuck a door on the cave. Then came the ‘in cave fire place’ and all of a sudden he’s the laughin stock of the heard and the inventer of the front door. Now look how we live, its all his damn fault!!! Haha

Anyways, back to these screen f^ckers eh. I try not to use them too much. I stick to just one per day for no more than 24 hours, much like my 1 peace of toilet paper!!

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