What’s your favorite month of the year? Why?
What kinda hippy dippy bullsh!t question is this eh? Months aren’t real things, objects of desire or even something any of us can grab ahold of!!
No, no, i refuse to say my birthday month nor the obvious christmas month or whatever other stupid little gimicky time that some other needy little freaks have attached themselves too. I’ll just sludge my way through any old sh!tty day, week or month in the hopes that life gives me more than i have right now.
You know what, i won’t care if its january or september if/when i win the lotto, the money will be the bit i remember, not the f^cking date!!
Ok, i’ve had enough of this pointless question, so…
Not sure if you’re aware, but xmas is coming soon and if you’ve got a loved one with a wicked sense of humour, likes a book thats not afraid to tell the world what it needs to hear or is even just a little outrageous, then do em’ favour and plump for a Dookie book!
Here’s me doing a short reading from Dookie 1:
If you don’t see the vid checkout @Dookiebooks on youtube.
Book 1 of the series
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