If you didn’t need sleep, what would you do with all the extra time?
Well should i be honest or say a bunch of P.C. bullsh!t like pray, try to save the world, etc, etc..
Errrm… f^ck no!!! I’m pounding down a few more coffee’s and sitting my big butt in my big beautiful chair and complaining even more about the lack of decent shows on t.v.!!!
I guess i’d get numb bum at some point though. Thats when the bond villain plan comes into focus. Maybe i’d start by building a giant catapult, no a ray gun!!! Thats the f^cker!
On second thought, i’d probably just write even more awesome funny and mental books!!
The next saga in the Dookieverse will be out early 2026 so make sure you’re up to speed guys.
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